UTD and mad science experiments

So earlier this morning I was walking to the SU with a friend (and no I did not slip on ice again) and as we were walking behind the Conference Center I see this sight.

Now there are a lot of things that happen on campus that I don't know about. Is the "water plant" really a water plant that provides hot water for the entire campus? Or is it really an alien bioengineering facility? Do all of the underground tunnels really connect to each other? And if so why? Is it so that when they unleash the bioengineered aliens onto campus only the few know how to go underground and escape? All of these question remains a mystery to me. 

And to add to the mystery, now we have hot water boiling out from under the ground. What's going on down there? Did something go horribly wrong at the alien bioengineering facility? I don't know. I do know that if people start mysteriously disappearing from campus, then I'm going to be out of here like ET on crack.

Images are to the right. I took the pictures with my camera phone, so sorry if they suck. Let me know what you think of the alien conspiracy that the school is secretly experimenting with.

-Dan Trinh